Tales From the Gutter

Freedom of speech is more important than your feelings

2006-02-16T15:27:00.000+01:00

That's why I have chosen to publish the Danish caricatures of Mohammed. Never allow your freedom of speech to be hampered.

Maladolescenza - update

2005-12-11T15:59:00.000+01:00

It has now come to my attention that there exists an uncut, 91-minute version of Maladolescenza, in German, with English subtitles. Might be worth checking out if your local laws permit it or if you just don't give a damn.

Sincerely,

Editor & still a dirty old man

Maladolescenza - a true underground film

2005-12-09T12:29:00.000+01:00

As far as controversial movies go, there simply are none more legendary than the elusive Maladolescenza (aka Spielen wir Liebe and Puppy Love). You can take your uncut Aftermath, Emmanuelle in America or Island of Death - they pale in comparison.

The story is simple, and it is not because of an especially elaborate script that the movie has become so legendary. The film starts out by letting us follow two young teens, Fabrizio and Laura (Martin Loeb and Lara Wendel) and seeing how their relationship develops. They live on the outskirts of an idyllic forest and spend a lot of their time playing games in the forest, games that hint at the budding sexuality and the uncomfortable tension between the teenagers. We see glimpses of a sadistic side of Fabrizio, but Laura forgets all about it after she finally makes love to Fabrizio in an old ruin.

So far so good, but this is where a mysterious blonde girl, Silvia (Eva Ionesco), enters the picture. Fabrizio is smitten by her and starts tormenting Laura, and as summer draws to an end, his cruelty gets more and more intense and the movie progresses towards the inevitable conclusion.

Alright, so what's so controversial about it then? Well, you could just as well ask what's so controversial about a softcore porn flick starring 12-year olds, because that's basically what Maladolescenza is. Completely impossible to make in today's sexuohostile (hey, I just made that word up!) society, Maladolescenza is one of very few movies that deals with teenage relationships and doesn't shy away from the more physical aspects. All of the sex scenes are - of course - simulated, but there is plenty of nudity, something that a lot of people for some reason have always had problems dealing with.

Maladolescenza marked the rise to semi-stardom for the young Eva Ionesco. Daughter of French photographer Irina Ionesco, Eva was no stranger to nudity. Since age 5 she had posed for her mother; in many of the photographs she was nude, and in her early teens many of the photos bordered on all-out erotica. Again something that would be impossible and quite possibly illegal today, but hardly worth any notice in the mid-70's. Eva has starred in almost 50 movies since her breakthrough in Maladolescenza.

Martin Loeb, the young actor who played Fabrizio, made just one film after Maladolescenza, and then disappeared into obscurity. Lara Wendel (Laura) on the other hand has made some semi-successful films with directors like Federico Fellini, Umberto Lenzi, Lamberto Bava and Dario Argento.

While some people call it child porn and try to insist the movie is illegal, that is not the case in most countries run by sane people, and you can for instance buy it in many countries in the European Union, completely uncut. There are also several versions where genitalia have been either pixelated or blurred out, often to comply with local laws (the Japanese versions I have seen are all either fogged or pixelated). If you want a copy of the real, uncut version, you could for instance visit the Dutch movie store Cine City. Just make sure you check your local laws; there are plenty of idiots who claim that nudity = porn and that a nude person under the age of 18 = child porn. Photographers like Jock Sturges, David Hamilton and Sally Mann have all had legal problems because they have photographed children nude, but their photos have been legally declared as art and not porn, and the same thing should apply to Maladolescenza, if there is any sense at all left in this world.

One thing though - the movie is in Italian, and as far as I know, no subtitled version exists. You don't need subtitles though; you can understand the plot pretty well anyway.

At 32.50 Euros, it's well worth buying - not because the movie is particularly good, but because it is a movie that stands as a testament of a time long lost, a time when nudity wasn't automatically considered pornography and sexuality wasn't automatically considered dirty. Whatever happened to those days?

Sincerely,

Editor, dirty old man, hater of censorship & movie aficionado

Links with relevance to Maladolescenza:

IMDB's info on Maladolescenza

verdensfilm.dk - a great review

(It pains me to do so, but I have censored the screenshots. I don't want to get in trouble because of some idiot reporting "child porn" on this site. Don't blame me, blame the fucking idiots that make bullshit laws.)

Prison wine

2005-12-09T07:07:00.000+01:00

While you're waiting for the first articles and interviews to appear on this site, how about making some wine, prison style? It's easy. All you need is:

Water, warm
Fruit or fruit juice
Sugar
Yeast or moldy bread
Plastic bags
A straw
Some string

Mix warm water (body temperature) with fruit juice or mashed up fruit, sugar and yeast or moldy bread in a plastic bag. I'd recommend using double or triple bags to make sure it doesn't leak. Put a straw or something similar in the opening of the bag and tie some string around it so the carbon dioxide that will form inside the bag has somewhere to go (believe me, you do not want a bag of this stuff exploding in your closet). Put it all in a bucket or something, and let it sit for at least three days, and no more than a week is necessary. Filter it when done, and drink. If done properly, you should end up with a wine that holds between 10 and 15% alcohol. It won't taste like a bottle of Mouton-Rotschild, but hey, it's cheap, it's fast and it's booze - and if you make it at home you probably won't be shanked or anally gang-raped over your batch either. Then again, I don't know what your family situation is like.

Sincerely,

Editor & maker of foul but potent spirits

Welcome

2005-12-08T08:26:00.000+01:00

This is Tales From the Gutter, a blog/webzine dedicated to all those who are part of what mainstream society considers evil, deviant, perverse or morally corrupt. We do not judge. We do not condemn. Our goal is to give people like you a voice, as well as to give our readers a glimpse of a world they may know nothing about - and a world they may not want to know anything about. Through knowledge comes understanding.

Sincerely,

Editor & all-around general deviant